Noticed this while late for my lecture today.
I'd much rather wake up this way.
How I felt as a kid.
I grew up thinking i was supposed to eat airplanes.
Blurted this when my girlfriend was putting on her make up
But I'm sure she told him all about it ...
I had this friend in high school...
She got a little nervous after that
I don't know if she can tell they are cold, but I love her for this..
Lazy College Senior
This is the 3rd time he has done this this year
I had my own 10 guy moment today
Saw this as a girl's Facebook status
You say jail, I say free room and board
Confession Bear's pet name for wife
When my computer won't shut down
Went to Mississippi to visit my family, my cousins dropped this line at the movies
I heard him shaving for at least 5 minutes...
THIS is Insanity Wolf
After my recent breakup with my gf